[Intro - Saxophone solo. Slow build. Gradually rising.]
[Verse 1]
Gobbledygook! Here again, full of yourself,
Throw in some synergy, just for your health.
Leverage the bandwidth, optimize pain,
Say it with flair, but say nothing plain.
[Chorus - punchy rhythm]
Oh, it's flexible, scalable—
A word soup, unshakable!
Turnkey! Revolutionary!
A mission so critical, barely habitual.
Gobbledygook! Here again.
Gobbledygook! Not for me, though—thanks!
[Saxophone Solo break - playful.]
[Verse 2]
Groundbreaking nonsense, oh, what a pitch!
Pushing the envelope straight into a ditch.
Actionable insights that circle the drain,
It’s all just a loop, yet they run it again!
[Chorus - Repeat with slight variation]
Oh, it's flexible, scalable—
A word soup, unshakable!
Turnkey! Revolutionary!
A mission so critical, barely habitual.
Gobbledygook! Here again.
Gobbledygook! Not for me, though—thanks!
[Bridge - Breakdown. Spoken Word Style. Walking bass]
Now lean in, dear colleagues, let's optimize trust,
With vertical integration, our synergies must...
Pivot our mindsets and—oh, what the heck,
This sentence just tripped on its tie and got wrecked.
[Saxophone Solo break - Sharp. Jazzy. Structured.]
[Verse 3]
Oh, best practices—best left unsaid,
They sound like they mean something, yet they play dead.
A paradigm shift? Oh, what a bore!
You said that last quarter... and the quarter before.
[Chorus - Final. Call and response style.]
Oh, it's flexible, scalable— (Scalable!)
A word soup, unshakable! (Unshakable!)
Turnkey! Revolutionary! (Really?)
A mission so critical, barely habitual. (Oh, please!)
Gobbledygook! Here again.
Gobbledygook! Not for me, though—thanks!
[Outro – Full Band Crescendo, Then Fade]
Gobbledygook! Here again.
Gobbledygook! Not for me, though—thanks!
Ahh, but it’s next-gen, you see. (Yeah? Ha ha!)
Ha ha! Not for me, though—thanks!
-- Pradeep K (Prady)
Style:
Jazz-Rock. Funk Undertones. B Mnor. Saxophone. Playful, expressive delivery. Energetic. Bouncy. Ironic.